Too Bad You're So Beautiful

Untitled: 5/19/13

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:01:15 -0400

Untitled: 5/19/13 #friendship #writing

Last Saturday, after I posted my piece on the three year anniversary of my last breakdown, something amazing happened to me.

I was with my friend Matt, my brother James and James’ friend Tom at the local independent team’s ballpark for a exhibition game.…

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Cone visiting doc during Doc’s 1996 no-hitter - Phil Mushnick, NY Post

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:13:23 -0400

Cone visiting doc during Doc’s 1996 no-hitter - Phil Mushnick, NY Post:

sportsnetny:

Neat stuff Tuesday during YES’ Mariners-Yankees. A graphic asked the name of the M’s losing pitcher on this date, in 1996, when Dwight Gooden pitched his no-hitter.

David Cone jumped: “I was lying in a hospital bad. That’s why Doc was starting. That was my spot in the rotation when I was diagnosed with an aneurysm.

“I actually listened to that game on the radio because we couldn’t get it on TV up at Columbia Presbyterian Hospital. That was my start — and Dwight Gooden pitched a no-hitter!”

Al Leiter, also in the booth, was flabbergasted to hear that. Who knew? Who remembered that part of it?

“And three days before that,” Cone said, “Al Leiter [with the Marlins] had a no-hitter.”

Oh, the answer: Twice-Yankee Sterling Hitchcock.

My favorite Simon Le Bon.

Mon, 13 May 2013 10:40:23 -0400

My favorite Simon Le Bon.

I… yeah

Mon, 13 May 2013 10:40:02 -0400

I… yeah

Are Pink Bats a Performance Enhancer: Year Three of An Extremely Important Study

Mon, 13 May 2013 10:39:37 -0400

oldtimefamilybaseball:

Mother’s Day, the day when we call home, send flowers, and, most importantly, watch ballplayers step to the plate with all manner of pink accessories to raise money to fight breast cancer.

For the two years that I’ve been counting, we’ve seen the pink bat users out perform their non-pink-bat-using teammates. But with only two years of data, can we really consider the case closed? Of course not. One more year should do the trick.

Here are the previous two years of data (I can only hope some Major League team has an advanced version of this):

2011:

Pink Bats: 685 AB, 193 H, .285 BA, 15 HR, 85 RBI, 84 R

Non-Pink: 287 AB, 42 H, .216 BA, 6 HR, 27 RBI, 31 R

2012:

Pink Bats: 402 AB, 122 H, .303 AVG, 8 HR, 59 RBI, 68 R, 40 BB, 92 SO

Non-Pink: 576 AB, 153 H, .266, 18 HR, 82 RBI, 85 R, 70 BB, 114 SO

But this year, a whole new twist was added with, in addition to the wristbands, cleats, and other accessories available, Major League Baseball used balls with pink stitching.

There was also some controversy with players like Nick Markakis and Trevor Plouffe being barred from using their pink Max Bats because Louisville Slugger is the exclusive pink bat on Mother’s Day. (At least in this case, Louisville Slugger was given exclusivity in exchange for a sizable donation to the Susan G. Komen foundation).

That said, here are the ground rules:

These numbers do not take into account players wearing pink accessories, only their bats.

I counted the starting nine on each team, so any pink bat swinging pinch-hitters or late-game substitutions have been left out.

If a player used a pink bat in his first at-bat, but later changed it out for his standard model, unfortunately we must count that as a pink bat user.

I used MLB.tv footage as my guide, so if I couldn’t tell the color of a players bat, I considered it a non-pink bat.

Due to time constraints and my manually inputting data into an excel grid, I have only used hits, at-bats, home runs, RBI, runs scored, walks, and strikeouts as my guide. This year, I also kept track of extra-base hits so I can factor in slugging percentage.

BBs were included, HBP were not, so OBP will not match official numbers.

Starting pitchers are included because pitchers swinging at baseballs is awesome.

As with any undertaking like this, the possibility for input errors are MASSIVE. So, if you catch any mistakes, updates and corrections can be sent here or left in the comments.

Our findings:

Pink Bats: 318 AB, 72 H, .226/.295/.358, 9 HR, 36 RBI, 30 R, 31 BB, 70 SO

Non-Pink Bats: 642 AB, 157 H, .245/.300/.408, 23 HR, 67 RBI, 72 R, 51 BB, 133 SO

Notes:

For the first time ever, the non-pink bat users beat the pinko commies and not by a particularly close margin, either. However, neither group should feel particularly proud of their performance.

There were the fewest pink bat-using starters yet, with only 89 pink bat swingers, down from 187 in 2011 and 105 in 2012.

There was not a standout pink bat user, either. Among the best hitters, there was Marco Scutaro (2-for-5, 1 HR, 1 2B), Pablo Sandoval (2-4, 1 HR), Robinson Cano (2-4, 1 HR), and Clint Barmes (2-4, 1 HR). There were no pink bat multi-home run games.

The only pink bat users to record three hits were Elvis Andrus and Leury Garcia against the Astros. Not surprisingly, the Rangers won the game. (The duo combined for 6 hits and 6 runs scored.)

No pink bat users hit a triple. 2 non-pink bat users did.

On the Braves, only the Upton brothers swung pink bats. It’s a family thing, I guess. Though they combined to go 0-for-7 with 1 BB, and 4 K.

The Athletics had only two players (Brandon Moss, Michael Taylor) use pink bats. They combined to go 0-for-8 with 6 strikeouts.

The Indians lead all teams with eight pink bat starters, the Pirates and Mets were second with six, and the Giants, Rangers, and Orioles were all next with five. Not surprisingly, those teams all won their games, except for the Mets who faced the equally pinked-out Pirates.

Two teams (Rockies, Blue Jays) used zero pink bats. Sadly, they also won.

While there seems to be more attention paid to the use of pink bats, the numbers continue to go down. But I could simply be mis-remembering previous years coverage. It also seemed that many “big name” players (which is a nebulous term to start with as my definition compared to yours could be very different) opted out. Case in point: Brian Dozier, pink bat user, Joe Mauer, not a pink bat guy. Whether that’s because these stars have deals with non-Louisville Slugger bat-makers, they decided to wear pink cleats or gloves instead this year, or if they forgot to order the lumber, I really couldn’t say.

As for why pink bat offense was down, it means either one of three things:

There really were more star-caliber players who didn’t use the bats.

This is just random variation and we should be more surprised that pink bat users were better in both 2011 and 2012.

The use of pink-stitched baseballs created an anti-matter vacuum when they came into contact with pink bats.

The one thing I can say for sure: for the players who opted out of swinging some pink lumber, I hope you at least called your mothers after the game.

And now, after the jump, individual team pink bat users:

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On breaking down and emerging from the abyss

Sat, 11 May 2013 13:01:14 -0400

On breaking down and emerging from the abyss #panic #anxiety #longform

Three years ago today, my life changed.

Three years ago today, I was an absolute mess.

Three years ago today, I had what most people would call a nervous breakdown.

At the time, it felt like the episode had come out of nowhere but looking back now,…

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On breaking down and emerging from the abyss

Sat, 11 May 2013 13:01:14 -0400

On breaking down and emerging from the abyss #panic #anxiety #longform

Three years ago today, my life changed.

Three years ago today, I was an absolute mess.

Three years ago today, I had what most people would call a nervous breakdown.

At the time, it felt like the episode had come out of nowhere but looking back now,…

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productiveouts: My favorite #SCOUT of all time, posted here for...

Wed, 08 May 2013 15:46:34 -0400

productiveouts:

My favorite #SCOUT of all time, posted here for posterity.

Haha

Jesus, he reminds me so much of a guy I dated like 3 times in...

Mon, 06 May 2013 20:45:14 -0400

Jesus, he reminds me so much of a guy I dated like 3 times in 2001 and 2004.

This is me every morning before I have my coffee.

Mon, 06 May 2013 19:48:25 -0400

This is me every morning before I have my coffee.

oneclassyass: the duck man

Mon, 06 May 2013 19:48:03 -0400

oneclassyass:

the duck man

gassbuitar: wanderlustandbound: nomellamesfriki: Nostalgia on...

Mon, 06 May 2013 19:47:30 -0400

gassbuitar:

wanderlustandbound:

nomellamesfriki:

Nostalgia

only 5K … neat, guess us older folk are scarce here on tumblr

DAMN IT I REMEMBER BEING LIKE 5 AND THIS WAS THE COOLEST THING EVER

Haha I was at my first full-time office job when this came out.

Best mullets ever.

Mon, 06 May 2013 19:44:41 -0400

Best mullets ever.

jrarcieri: Still watching Dawson’s Creek.

Fri, 03 May 2013 17:59:51 -0400

jrarcieri:

Still watching Dawson’s Creek.

This would totally happen to me. First Subway Series I went to...

Fri, 03 May 2013 17:53:48 -0400

This would totally happen to me.

First Subway Series I went to at Shea way back in 1997, I had stripes on my legs because my arms were on them the whole time.

We sat like 10 rows behind the Yankee dugout and the vendors kept walking up and down the aisle. The only way I could see home plate was to lean forward the whole time. So I got sunburn on my arms and my outer thighs. The inner part of my legs stayed white. Duh.

Photo

Fri, 03 May 2013 17:48:36 -0400

comedycentral: This was magical. If you ever needed a reason to...

Fri, 03 May 2013 17:16:22 -0400

comedycentral:

This was magical.

If you ever needed a reason to follow @TheDailyShow, this is it.

Here’s the original segment, in case you missed it.

LOL

“Believe me, I would love to be one of those people who’s all; we loved, thank you, you…...

Wed, 01 May 2013 09:01:28 -0400

“Believe me, I would love to be one of those people who’s all; we loved, thank you, you… http://wp.me/sQFQB-15714

“Believe me, I would love to be one of those people who’s all; we loved, thank you, you enriched my life, now go and prosper. But I’m much more; we didn’t work out, you need to not exist.”

-Miranda Hobbes, Sex and the City

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STFU, Conservatives: Four ways Christians are getting the gay debate wrong.

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 21:47:03 -0400

STFU, Conservatives: Four ways Christians are getting the gay debate wrong.:

gcnjustin:

Yesterday, basketball center Jason Collins became the first professional American athlete to come out as gay while still active in a team sport.

As soon as the news broke, the religious debates started. Christians expressed their disapproval; Christians came to his defense;…

siphotos: Jay-Z and Alex Rodriguez hang out at New York City’s...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 20:34:51 -0400

siphotos:

Jay-Z and Alex Rodriguez hang out at New York City’s 40/40 in May, 2008. (Wireimage)

GALLERY: Rare Photos of Alex Rodriguez