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The first thing we do, let's kill all the strawmen
jlwoj: My problem w/ Sabermetric fanaticism is that the formulas can’t be logically flawed but a manager can. But you name a formula and I can …. — Henry Schulman (@hankschulman) May 29, 2012 …. cite a human factor that might be relevant on a given night that’s not factored in. It’s a human game played and run by people. — Henry Schulman (@hankschulman) May 29, 2012
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STFU, Conservatives: Zombie apocalypse coming soon →
missworded: ihopericksantorum: 5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash 5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport 5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester 5/23:…
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bexarama: am I original? uh I guess so? am I the only one? …sure? am I sexual? NO SERIOUSLY HOW DOES THAT FOLLOW THE OTHERS It’s sad that I know this, isn’t it… 
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bexarama: this is a post about what I know about One Direction - they sing that “What Makes You Beautiful” song which is terrible but catchy - presumably they sing some other songs - I don’t even know how many of them there are - but I think some of them are from Ireland or something or maybe that is The Wanted - one of them is named Niall and he is UNFAIRLY EXCLUDED from the middle of group...
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Pennsylvania Congressman Falsely Claims That... →
stfuconservatives: It’s Pennsylvania’s turn at bat: they’re the latest state to propose a law that would defund Planned Parenthood. What an idiot
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bexarama: There’s a Texas beat writer - a professional journalist, mind you - who puts an asterisk at the end every time he mentions A-Rod’s name like just what can you even say? what unprofessional bullshit and yes, I very spitefully hope it turns out Josh Hamilton is swigging ‘roid-flavored iced tea in his spare time What an asshat.
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I come downstairs to watch TV and the whole room smells like farts. What the hell was my dad doing all night? Good God. 
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before I shower: ugh damn it i'm too lazy and i don't want to shower ill do it later
when I'm in the shower: sweet jesus christ what is this magical fuckery this is the most relaxing thing ever it's like a vacation in my own bathroom so warm so magical this is holy water that's been blessed by god himself i never want to leave this spot as it wraps its pleasuring waters or warmth around my body
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“If [rape is a synonym for rob or plunder] then I think President Obama is really...”
– Eric Boiling, adding to his ever-growing long list of offensive statements as a Fox News correspondent.  Video (via reallyfoxnews) What a fucking piece of shit. 
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papelbottomjeans: jon heyman makes me want to put my head through a wall Hahahahahahaha
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what the hell is ansky: I’m really not panicking... →
bexarama: I’m really not panicking about the Yankees. They have played like ass beyond ass for a week now but a week ago, they’d won six of eight and had beaten Price, Shields, and Felix in pretty quick succession. The panicking about what place they’re in is silly, considering they’re only a handful of… No, you’re a smart sports fan ;) (edited for proper spelling)
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