It’ll be good offensively, but damn, I’ve gotta play second, first and right....– Dustin Pedroia on the likelihood that Adrian Gonzalez would play right field while David Ortiz would get the start at first base. (via BBTF) a. this is very funny; b. obligatory “imagine-if-A-Rod-said-this” mention. (via pitcherinhighsocks) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
And when I say choose, they don’t choose it in the sense of like going through a...– Rep. Sally Kern of Oklahoma, demonstrating why she’s one of the worst people ever. The interview is in advance of her forthcoming book, The Stoning of Sally Kern. Shit you not, that’s what it’s called. She’s a complete victim, right? (via cognitivedissonance) I really want to smack people like this...
I believe the passage of same sex marriage is another “nail in the coffin” of...– Bishop NICHOLAS DeMARZIO, of the Diocese of Brooklyn, writing in today’s New York Daily News. If this kind of ineloquent screed doesn’t feed hatred and intolerance, I don’t know what does. (via inothernews) U MAD DEMARZIO? But seriously… it’s scary and sad that people think like this. :/ (via...
What the hell does this even mean?
11:15:11 AM Him: should we do it? 11:15:22 AM Him: have an affair? 11:16:02 AM Me: probably not 11:16:13 AM Him: yeah 11:16:27 AM Him: so it will just be sex
Bitching About Twitter Again
The ‘ARod and Jeter are gay’ jokes are really fucking stupid and they’re tired. One person keeps tweeting them and I want to tell him to stop because they’re really fucking stupid and tired. And Mets and Red Sox fans already do that shit so stop. Douchecock.
This state, when it’s at its finest, is a beacon for social justice. The legacy...– NY Governor Andrew Cuomo, after signing the same-sex marriage bill into law. Excuse me, there’s something in my eye. (via thepoliticalnotebook)
I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY RIGHT NOW!!!!!
Ruben Diaz is a fucking embarrassment. I was raised Catholic and now I don’t consider myself one any longer. You know why? Because they’re a bunch of hypocritical assholes, that’s why. Stop bringing Religion into government you fucks.
Four strikeouts in one inning…um SCORE SOME RUNS FOR AJ YOU ASSFUCKS!
AJ pitching badly is the worst.
pitcherinhighsocks: 1. He pitches badly for my favorite team, when I like the guy. 2. The way he pitches from the stretch bothers me. #irrational 3. So. Many. Walks. I hate walks. 4. It seems like AJ doing poorly gets the most hostility of anyone doing poorly. Last year Granderson got a LOT of hate, almost frighteningly so. Obviously there’s not much to complain about with him this year, but...
It’s almost as if people hope AJ Burnett fails just so they can be annoying assholes on Twitter and then be all, “I TOLD YOU HE SUCKS!!!111” Fucksticks.